my students, part 1

Okay, so you guys know I have been teaching for a good couple of months.

For those who are just catching up, my students are a little nuts.

On the plus side, they say ridiculous things on a regular basis.

In an argument today with the bickering duo (names have been changed to protect the ridiculous):

Kee:  Your fat ass is going to rip its way out of those pants.

Cay:  Well if these pants rip, I’m going to sit on your face.

Kee:  Um…  That’s a little gay.

Far be it for me to take sides, but Cay, that is a lot gay.