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boom boom is 27!

Though devastated that I am not in NYC to celebrate the happy, happy birthdays of Miss Boom Boom, Savory, and Suss, I am sending the best of wishes. With that said, here is a little something from my imaginary boyfriend that will fill two to three birthday gals with glee!

Much love ladies!

P.S.  After a long hiatus of lazy posts and outright nothings, I’m back.  Sort of.  We’ll see.

just because I can’t…

It seems that there are a lot of single people in my world these days. People are breaking up at a breakneck pace, looking for love, or just plain bored. Now, I can’t say that I really understand it. For the most part everyone is charming, cute and a wit to boot. Even more confounding, they are looking to me for a bit of help.  Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I have so many charming, cute and witty friends, I should guess.

So to all those I love and cherish, here is the deal. Tell me what you want, and I will see if I’ve got one lying around. We are working with the “take a penny, leave a penny” philosophy.

Find me on facebook, and I’ll see what I can do.

As for myself, I am off of the market.

in lieu of a real entry…

I leave you with this amazing piece of geek humor:

ou spin me right round, baby, right round, in a manner depriving me of an inertial reference frame.  Baby.

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busting chops for fun and profit…

I love my friends.

I do. Really.
I think they are great.

Yup. Great.

Okay, so sometimes my friends are a-holes. That doesn’t mean I don’t love them. It means that every now and again, I get the urge to club them over the head, fur trapper style. Or maybe throw some oranges in a pillow case and go to town.

this way to passive aggression